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Q: Do all squirrels really haze each other?
A: Squirrel hazing is a term used by
possibly insane Humans who
misinterpreted normal squirrel behavior as being destructive.
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Q: So, you're
saying squirrels don't haze each other?
A: One sec...nope. I didn't say anything
like that.
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Q: Do squirrels perform hazing for the good of the species?
A: Pretty much.
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Q: How do you
know hazing isn't harmful to squirrels?
A: The SIB say it isn't harmful, so
that's good enough for me.
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Q: Are
peanuts and peanut oil really bad for squirrels?
A: Squirrels don't normally eat beans because they can upset their stomachs, but
having a peanut every once in a while won't kill them. |
Q: Can you
really get drunk on peanut oil?
A: I'm not a squirrel, so I can't
answer from experience.
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Q: If I
witness squirrels engaging in hazing, what
should I do?
A: Nothing.
Trust that the SIB will take care of it. |
Q: Do squirrels really live dangerous lives?
A:
Squirrels do not live dangerously -- they just happen to be living in a
dangerous, constantly changing environment. Left alone in the wild,
squirrels live relatively peaceful lives.
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