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Q: Who are
the SIB?
A: Um...read the
FAQ: The
SIB |
Q: What do the SIB do?
A: The SIB protect all squirrels from Human
interference by educating Humans and promoting Human awareness of animals
as more than objects to be classified as either "cute", "useful", or
"deadly". |
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Q: How many
SIB are there?
A: I am
unable to disclose that information at this time. |
Q: You sound
like a nut. Are you?
A: I am NOT a nut. I am a hamster. |
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Q:
If I see a Human interfering with a squirrel, what do I do?
A: Bite
the Human in the backside!
Throw a pinecone at the Human's head
and then
inform the Human that
interfering with squirrel affairs is more than enough cause for SIB
involvement.
Politely inform the Human that as with all wildlife,
squirrels do best without Human interference.
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Q:
What do the SIB consider "Human interference"?
A: When a Human willfully makes direct
or indirect physical contact with a squirrel; and/or when a Human
directly or indirectly causes harm to a squirrel.
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